Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda,
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y O D A, Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

We'll, I've been around but I ain't never seen
a guy the looks like a muppet
but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Now, I left home just a week before,
and I'd never ever been a Jedi before
but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
And I stood on my head,
But I won't forget what Yoda said, he said
"Luke, stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be you guide."
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

He said, "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
But, you know if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so it looks like I'll be leaving Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be back some day
I'll be making these movies till I'm old and grey

The Long-term contract I hadda sign
means I'll be making these movies till the end of time
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Selected Confederate General's Birthdays
for year 2005 A.D. and other leap years

January
08/01 in year 1821 : Lt. General James Longstreet's Birthday
15/01 in year 1821 : Maj. General John Cabell Breckinridge's Birthday
19/01 in year 1807 : Full General Robert Edward Lee's Birthday
21/01 in year 1824 : Lt. General Thomas Jonathan Jackson's Birthday
27/01 in year 0000 : Lt. General Richard Taylor's Birthday

February
02/02 in year 1803 : Full General Albert Sidney Johnston's Birthday
03/02 in year 1807 : Full General Joseph Eggleston Johnston's Birthday
06/02 in year 1833 : Maj. General James Ewell Brown Stuart's Birthday
06/02 in year 1832 : Lt. General John Brown Gordon's Birthday
08/02 in year 1817 : Lt. General Richard Stoddert Ewell's Birthday

March
16/03 in year 1828 : Maj. General Patrick Ronayne Cleburne's Birthday
22/03 in year 1817 : Full General Braxton Bragg's Birthday
28/03 in year 1818 : Lt. General Wade Hampton's Birthday
29/03 in year 1829 : Maj. General Robert Emmet Rhodes' Birthday

April
01/04 in year 1823 : Lt. General Simon Bolivar Buckner's Birthday
10/04 in year 1806 : Lt. General Leonidas Polk's Birthday

May
01/05 in year 1807 : Maj. General John Bankhead Magruder's Birthday
16/05 in year 1824 : Full General Edmund Kirby Smith's Birthday
28/05 in year 1818 : Full General Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard's Birthday

June
01/06 in year 1831 : Full General John Bell Hood's Birthday

July
12/07 in year 1821 : Lt. General Daniel Harvey Hill's Birthday
13/07 in year 1821 : Lt. General Nathan Bedford Forrest's Birthday

August
10/08 in year 1814 : Lt. General John Clifford Pemberton's Birthday

September
09/09 in year 1819 : Maj. General Martin Luther Smith's Birthday
10/09 in year 1836 : Lt. General Joseph Wheeler's Birthday
17/09 in year 1820 : Maj. General Earl Van Dorn's Birthday
22/09 in year 1833 : Lt. General Stephen Dill Lee's Birthday

October
02/10 in year 1821 : Lt. General Alexander Peter Stewart's Birthday
07/10 in year 1821 : Lt. General Richard Heron Anderson's Birthday
12/10 in year 1815 : Lt. General William Joseph Hardee's Birthday

November
03/11 in year 1816 : Jubal Anderson Early's Birthday
09/11 in year 1825 : Ambrose Powell Hill's Birthday

December

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